10 Terrible Christmas Cracker Jokes!

The festive season would not be the same without christmas trees brimming with decorations, paper party hats that keep falling off, cheeky mistletoe, presents with big bows on them, and a turkey so big you will be living off the leftovers for weeks afterwards! Add to this the wonder that is Christmas cracker humour and you will feel you have had the full festive experience.

It is amazing because even though they are so bad they always seem to put a smile on your face! For your Christmas cheer I have specially selected a couple of my favourite 'bad' Christmas cracker jokes... I warn you though I am not sure some of them have punchlines!

  1. Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didn't get wet! Why not?
    Because it wasn't raining!
  2. How do Snowman travel around?
    By riding an icicle
  3. What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
    A Christmas Quacker!
  4. Why didn't the skeleton go to the Christmas party?
    Because he had no-body to go with
  5. Knock Knock.
    Who's there?
    Mary who?
    Mary Christmas!
  6. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
    It's Christmas, Eve!
  7. How do you make an idiot laugh on Boxing Day?
    Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve
  8. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
  9. What do angry mice send each other at Christmas?
    Cross mouse cards
  10. Who hides in a bakery at Christmas?
    A mince spy

Have a great Xmas! Keep shining! :)